As if *that* is a newsflash?
I received this as an interesting forward (as opposed to the annoying variety) from a girlfriend:
Subject: Civilizations - VERY INTERESTING
About the time our original 13 states adopted their new constitution, in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall […]

(phone call this evening)
Him: So, should we have a theme for this wedding?
Me: Hmmm…well, there could be James Bond; that’s nice and elegant. But, would that make me Pussy Galore?
Him: How ’bout you could wear a halo? I could be Molested by an Angel.
Me: Oh! It could be a divine wedding! […]

Keep reading for a moment or two before you retchingly assume I’m about to spew saccharine.
First things first, between returning to Effexor in mid-July and having a severe loss of appetite related to the whole love-thing, I’m now back to roughly my pre-pregnancy weight (upper 130s). I say roughly, because as a girl who […]