Photo posed with Dodge Ram truck? Check.

Photo posed with motorcycle? Check.

Sports fan who loves to watch on TV? Check.

“Likes” includes “having fun”? (Because you know, so many people *hate* having fun, after all.) Check.

Has a favorite NASCAR driver? Check.

Religion is Southern Baptist? Check.

Numerous grievous misspellings throughout profile? Check.

Ditto for grammatical errors? Check.

Ummm…did you even bother to read my profile?