Giggle, guffaw, choke.
Published by Allison July 20th, 2006 in Amuse Me, DatingI remembered that I haven’t visited chemistry.com for a bit (match’s attempt at something like eHarmony — they gave me a “free” lifetime membership), so I popped on to see who they’re suggesting I might like. Here’s the first entry:
Looking for Hot Lady
Looking for a hot lady not a moron to spend sometime with and of course treat her very well. I am considered good looking and would like to find a women from a good family who would like to have fun and enjoy life. Please no fatties or lazy babes, please.
Swoon.
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Bwuhahahahahahahaha!
Dude, he didn’t even post a photo. Did you hear me? No. Photo. I’m tempted to contact him just so I could mess with his head.
Nahhhhhhh.
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No fair Alli…his head sounds way too easy to mess with. You need to mess with a men that at least knows the declension of a noun.
As they say, “No fair having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.” Why on earth would he be looking for “not a moron”? Oh, I know: he’s hoping that opposites do attract!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. For some reason, I have that, “If you like pina coladas…” song in my head now.
Wow. That guy sounds HAWT!